First!

Why is it that some bloggers are so deeply offended by the posting of First! as the initial comment in a thread? Posted as a joke by a long-standing user, it should be taken in the same spirit in which it was posted. But no, multiple troll-ratings are in order as well as a thorough scolding. Nevermind that some truly offensive stuff is posted on blogs on a regular basis, including the great orange satan. No, we must reserve our greatest blog outrage for First! because it truly signifies the ultimate decline of western civilization and constitutes a dangerous threat to the general populace.