Important Dick Cheney Advisory

Good things can happen when Dick Cheney comes to town. This is epecially so when he comes to go a-hunting. My own Hudson Valley has the good fortune to host old Deadeye Dick for two days, specifically for this purpose. (Who knew that such good hunting was available about 100 miles north of New York City?) Residents are advised to wear bright orange for this period.

In possibly related news there has been another siting of Bigfoot, or Sasquatch.