Tribal Council

Up for your consideration is White House press secretary Dana Perino. Notwithstanding her status as administration tool, Ms.Perino displays a shocking lack of knowledge of what most would consider relatively recent American history.

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"I was panicked a bit because I really don't know about . . . the Cuban Missile Crisis," said Perino, who at 35 was born about a decade after the 1962 U.S.-Soviet nuclear showdown. "It had to do with Cuba and missiles, I'm pretty sure."

Umm, yeah, Dana, something like that, Cuba and missiles. How exactly does such an individual rise to such a high and prominent level?

You've made it far too easy, Dana. You've been voted off the virtual island of Left Blogistan. The tribe has spoken.